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Redneck Joke

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Marty

    Marty Big Dog

    A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently
    with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known
    for its fishing.
    The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch
    those fish?"
    "Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there
    licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."
    "Pet fish?"
    "Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and
    let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then, when I whistle, they jump
    right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."
    "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
    The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said,
    "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
    "O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
    The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
    After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"
    "Well, what?", says the redneck.
    The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"
    "Call who back?"
    "The FISH", replied the warden!
    "What fish?", replied the redneck.
     
  2. Dunlap

    Dunlap Puppy

    LOL, that's a good one :D
     
  3. jeoestreich

    jeoestreich GRCH Dog

    That was pretty funny lol :D
     
  4. MercedesMama

    MercedesMama Big Dog

    Haha! Nice, I know some people who would do that...hehehe
     
  5. chinasmom

    chinasmom Little Dog

    That was pretty good. I can think of a time or two I could have used that line!
     
  6. Michele

    Michele Chi Super Dog Staff Member Administrator

    LOL..that was a good one......:D
     

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