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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Suki, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. Suki

    Suki Little Dog

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
    They Take The Psycho Path

    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
    You Boil The Hell Out Of It
    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    Polaroid's

    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck

    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef

    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? [/FONT]
    Because They Have Big Fingers

    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]16. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? [/FONT]
    Because It Scares The Dog


    17. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!The Location Of The Dirt Bag

    18. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat

    19. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack

    20. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
     
  2. DryCreek

    DryCreek Little Dog

    Awesome LOL. Thanks for the giggles Suki:D
     
  3. MercedesMama

    MercedesMama Big Dog

    You got some funnies today Mama! :D
     

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