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I might as well just come out with it!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by SamThePitbull, Aug 20, 2012.

  1. Kamdon

    Kamdon GRCH Dog

    I'm not that babies daddy!!!!!


  2. MsAcer

    MsAcer Good Dog

    Do a ~Smoothie~!!!!
    Below is a REAL recipe!!!
    No shit!

    Placent’ oothie Recipe
    1. 2 walnut size pieces of raw placenta
    2. 1 cup fresh fruit or frozen mixed fruit
    3. 1 banana
    4. 2 cups of liquid (almond milk, coconut milk…)
    5. 1 tbsp protein powder
    6. sweetener to taste (stevia, honey…)
    Add more or less liquid depending on the consistency you want.
    Add a few ice cubes if you want it to be cold.
    Blend well and ENJOY!
    *serve immediately, refrigerate leftovers – must be consumed within 24 hours.
  3. ssmiechowski

    ssmiechowski Big Dog

    I'm sure you are so excited.
    Honestly, when I had my daughter my husband was useless. I didn't have any friends or family with me, except my useless husband LOL. The nurses and staff at the hospital were with me every bit of the way. The helped, supported, and comforted me, they were great. I had a C-section (which was totally awesome), but I believe everything happens for a reason, so anyway the little one comes out will be the best day of your life.
    Good luck
  4. MJJean

    MJJean GRCH Dog

    No no no! You have to bury the afterbirth so demons don't come and steal the soul of the newborn. Yeesh.
  5. omgrobyn

    omgrobyn GRCH Dog

    So bury it at a crossroad? Then it may apply to vampires as well.

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  6. SamThePitbull

    SamThePitbull Good Dog

    oh my god, you guys are disgusting and hilarious!! LOL. And WHO THE HELL would make a placenta smoothie!? Thats just wrong lol :puke:
  7. omgrobyn

    omgrobyn GRCH Dog

    That smoothie recipe sounds borderline edible though. Just plug your nose and chug!
  8. Lesa_b

    Lesa_b Big Dog

    :puke:I can just picture somebody doin it
  9. omgrobyn

    omgrobyn GRCH Dog

    I'd totally pay somebody to do it.
  10. MsAcer

    MsAcer Good Dog

    Would you have to chug your own placenta, or could it be someone else's???
    If it has to be your own, I'm out of the chug pool, Dang!!
  11. ConMan

    ConMan <b><font color="green">Premium Member aka king_leo

    Aw congratulations! I hope it all goes smoothly for you guys :DYou have a great community here... obviously lol... see the above discussion... oh yes!
  12. SamThePitbull

    SamThePitbull Good Dog

    Thank you! I do love having this awesome community! When I go back to the states I will be leaving Sam in Mexico with my husband :( its just the best option for now, so I will miss her dearly but Ill still be on PBC!
  13. omgrobyn

    omgrobyn GRCH Dog

    I don't know how I'd feel about chugging someone else's placenta.

    I don't even know where one could acquire such a thing.

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    BILLBKLYN Good Dog

    When my kids were born, they asked me if I wanted to cut the cord, I was like hell no!!! It's bad enough that the births are taking away from my drinking time with my buddies but now they want ME to do the work that THEY get paid for? I declined.

    Then they wanted to know if I wanted the placenta. Again, I was like WTF am I gonna do with something that looks like a raw liver? On second thought, I should have cooked that bitch right up!
  15. SamThePitbull

    SamThePitbull Good Dog

    Lol Bill.. Im sure you were such a positive support for your wife in labor, you ass! Hahaha
  16. Harleys Momma

    Harleys Momma Good Dog

  17. MsAcer

    MsAcer Good Dog

    ~Uh, HELLO!!!!

    ------->Craig's List!!! Where else!?
    Those welfare mom's will sell anything...
  18. omgrobyn

    omgrobyn GRCH Dog

    I do not trust a CL placenta.:lol:

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  19. lmwst18

    lmwst18 Good Dog


    Eating the placenta is actually very common in some cultures.. You can get it encapsulated if you like.
  20. MsAcer

    MsAcer Good Dog

    Lol Encapsulated!!!!

    I'm sure you can and I'm not against eating placenta (hey! I live in hippycity), but BOY did that make me laugh!! :lol:
    If your gonna eat your placenta, women up and just EAT IT!!! :) No frosting or sprinkles!!!

    Oh and Sam, we want video...of the Whole thing... Labor, birth, cord biting, placenta chugging! The whole kit and caboodle! I'm not having kids so I need to have your video!

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