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Dog In Heat

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Marty

    Marty Big Dog

    A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
    Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
    "What's that mean?" asked the child.
    "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
    Dad said, "Bring the Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

    Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
    The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
     
  2. Chiapit

    Chiapit Big Dog

    This cracks me up...I have to share now...One time at a Birthday party for a 5 year old that I went to..the parents let the two rabbits they had run around the yard with the kids...about an hour later all the kids were standing in a circle saying...JUMP, JUMP, JUMP...so we went and looked and the rabbits were in the middle of the circle just a goin at it..the kids thought the male was trying to jump OVER the female and were rooting him on...
     
  3. Marty

    Marty Big Dog

    Lol thanks for sharing :D
     
  4. Pit4life

    Pit4life Banned

    LOL, love it!
     
  5. APBTlover09

    APBTlover09 GRCH Dog

    lmao :lol:
     
  6. Chevy

    Chevy Big Dog

    Good one
     
  7. Debbie

    Debbie Good Dog

    Took a ride in Mr. Peabody's Time Machine......:lol:
     
  8. King's_momma

    King's_momma Puppy


    that's cute
     
  9. Krista

    Krista Krypto Super Dog Staff Member Super Moderator

    :lol:
     

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