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Divorce

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Suki, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. Suki

    Suki Little Dog

    A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles
    per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
    across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married
    for twenty years, but I want a divorce."


    The wife says nothing,
    Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65
    mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
    out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your
    best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."


    Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly
    and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the
    house," he says insistently.


    Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.


    85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
    cards and the boat!"


    The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
    makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"


    The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
    "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
    "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"


    Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him
    and smiles. "The airbag."

    :D
     
  2. SisMorphine

    SisMorphine Little Dog

    Hehehehehe!! You've got some good ones today, lady!!
     
  3. Vicki

    Vicki Administrator Administrator

    The airbag.....:lol: That's great!
     
  4. DryCreek

    DryCreek Little Dog

    So next time I get a little peeved at the hubby and he asks what's wrong, I'll just tell him, nothing, I'm having an airbag moment. :D
     
  5. Chiapit

    Chiapit Big Dog

    I think I liked that one a little too much...LOL
     
  6. Turner

    Turner Good Dog

    Lol that was great :D
     

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