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Contest: Personal Ad~ 4/4/08-4/9/08

Discussion in 'Contests & Events' started by Vicki, Apr 4, 2008.

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  1. Vicki

    Vicki Administrator Administrator

    :byb:

    Is your dog bored with the same ol' same ol'? Does he or she long for something different, to meet new individuals, to make that 'special connection?

    This may be the contest for them! This weekend, set your dog free, to explore his inner self and desires!

    If he or she were allowed to write his or her own personals ad, what would it say? Looking for someone to romp through a field of daisies? Loves to take moonlit walks through the neighborhood? In search of a new hunting partner? Like pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain? Not into health food? Have half a brain?:read2:

    You get the idea!

    This contest will run April 4, 2008 through April 9, 2008. You must be a member of this forum to participate!
    The member with the most creative, funniest ad will win!
    Winner will be announced on April 10, 2008.

    Administration retains the right to change the rules as we go along!:D

    Your prize?

    A copy of Demo: The Story of a Junkyard Dog! This copy will be autographed and pawtographed! Jon will also include a line drawing done by his little ol' self!

    Now, go get creative and funny!:D


    "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
    At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape.":coloredhearts:
     
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  2. Michele

    Michele Chi Super Dog Staff Member Administrator

    JC's Ad:

    Pimp Daddy, looking for his Pimpette for good times.

    Do you like to take romps in the grass while the cool breeze hits you across the face and makes your fur flow in the breeze? Then look no further.

    Do you like to breath in the sea air at the beach while taking in the scenery and just relaxing? Then look no further.

    Do you like to go hiking in the woods, stopping by a stream to share a drink?

    Or maybe just have a quiet evening at home, watching Animal Planet, while munching on popcorn. Then look no further.

    How about dinner for two? At a romantic candlelit dog house. Maybe share some pasta and vino? Then look no further.

    I am a 10 pound chihuahua, brown eyes, very soft fur and very well mannered. I'm looking for someone to share good times with. You must be spayed and not smoke.

    if you are interested, please email me your picture at:

    P.O. Box Fur is Flying
    Poop Poop, New York 11111
     
  3. Chiapit

    Chiapit Big Dog

    Big Girls ad....

    Full Figured Red and White head female looking for a special someone to share everything but meaty bones with. I'm an independent female who is perfectly capable of killing my own possums and expect you to be able to do the same. Not into drama, if you are into stud services please don't apply as I am a one dog bitch. I am into fresh meat, mud, chasing small mammals and hanging from ropes. Send all responses to:

    Mammas house
    Attn: Dog on the couch
    1234 B. N. Bread Street
    Spaynnueter, Texas 78910
     
  4. diva

    diva Good Dog

    Champ's ad:

    Dark chocolate daddy looking for milk chocolate momma
    Shiny coat, house trained, knows tricks, and loves drama
    Enjoys swimming, long walks, flirt poles, humans, and treats
    Meat, cheese, cookies, and pasta are my favorite things to eat
    The only male in the home may seem like the perfect way to be
    But, bitches live here and I need a lady

    Send all responses to the following:

    Love A Bull Dogs
    Attn: Champ
    143 Sit and Stay Lane
    Energy, AL 34567
     
  5. JoeBingo

    JoeBingo Banned

    Rowdy's ad:

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    Hey Bitches … HEY HEY !!!
    ME, Red Headed Rowdy aka BuddyBoy
    YOU, must not be constrained by traditional dominant-submissive roles.
    TOGETHER, we will fight Breed Specific Legislation.
    I like eating raw chicken and nibbling on treats in the rain, long barefooted walks,
    licking strangers at the bus stop.
    Hate, small rodents, cats, and heavy traffic, who doesn’t.
    I have a girlfriend, Sugar, so be open minded. She will be nice to you.
    Under 8 months need not apply. I play ruff ruff ruff … WOOF !!!

    Bow Wow me at

    Joe’s Backyard
    Attn: Handsome Man
    Square on the Block
    Alabama, Ya’ll
     
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  6. Vicki

    Vicki Administrator Administrator

    **Bump!**
     
  7. PibbleNibble

    PibbleNibble Puppy

    Johnny's would read.....

    Handsome male in search of active partner. Must be able to keep up.

    I have beautiful red hair and a great smile. I love long walks, skateboarding and playing with my toys. I have decent manners most of the time but do slip occationally...(I know where my nose belongs and doesn't belong but I slip up sometimes. I am male.) I can provide a stable enviornment with endless treats and toys. I even know where the new toys are kept when we distroy the old ones so you must be able to keep a secret. I have a great family and not looking to expand it. NO KIDS FOR ME. I took one for the team....more like.... I GAVE 2 for the team, but who's counting.

    You should be active, love to smile and willing to take the blame should we get caught doing anything "bad". You should have a little "junk in your trunk" also. I am a big fella and dont like to hurt my girls.


    If endless kisses, working up a good panting and snuggling/spooning under the covers sounds good to you, contact me at:

    Johnny's Playhouse
    Attn: I Like Big Butts
    111 Drink From the Toilet Ave
    Chiefs Country, MO
     
  8. pitless2208

    pitless2208 Big Dog

    Malakai's AD:

    Tall dark and handsome looking for miss right!

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    I love long strolls around the block and hikes through the mountains.
    No worries if you aren't an active lady, I also like to spend romantic nights on the couch where I will whisper sweets "roo-roos" in your ear. I like my girls BULLY and will do my best to keep up... they don't call me the gentle giant for nothing.

    If you are interested contact:

    Sugar Daddy
    2222 B-my-bitch Ave
    The desert, Arizona
     
  9. xxpitloverxx

    xxpitloverxx Little Dog

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    I go Gay for Pussy!!

    Me: Handsome young Playboy
    You: Gorgeous twink Kitty

    Successful entrepreneur with an exquisite taste for the more eccentric walks of life in search of submissive felines with no inhibitions towards the canine breed.
    Must love to play hard cause Daddy likes it "ruff". :bananadevil:

    And no fear of exploring the world of "interspecies erotica".
    I am an up and coming film star so you must not be affraid of dancing in the spotlight as I love attention and expect the same from you.

    Only serious inquiries need apply.
    And obviously no supporters of BSL.

    Contact:
    Nanuq
    1313 Play Pit Mansion
    Hollywood, CA
     
  10. Maddie's Mom

    Maddie's Mom Big Dog

    OMG...these are cracking me up
     
  11. Mollie's Nana

    Mollie's Nana Krypto Super Dog Staff Member Super Moderator

    Big, beautiful, red hot lady, looking for someone to snooze with. I enjoy chasing birds, cats, my tail and basically, nothing but my imagination! I am not too proud to beg, and am not ashamed of my size, I have worked hard for it! Looking for anyone who belives in positive promotion of my breed, banning BSL, and making friends. If you are afraid of butt wiggles and sloppy kisses, you need not reply, as well as those who are only into fruu-fruu little ankle biters. I'm only interested in someone who loves a whole lotta love, shares the covers and couch, and doesn't mind an occassional poot!

    Mollie's playhouse
    positive pit bull lane
    my pit's the life USA
     
  12. Maddie's Mom

    Maddie's Mom Big Dog

    I'm to sexy for my coat...

    Strong willed, independent, speak my mind woman (you say b*tch like it's a bad thing) looking for an submissive male to share home with. I am leaving the lab!

    I enjoy long walks, swimming, and love to give bully kisses. Do you enjoy zommies? If so, i can show you a secret place for us to zoom, romp and watch birds together.
    Love to watch movies? Come over to my love shack and watch a few. We can snuggle in a pitball and snore the night away.

    YOU must be fixed!

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    awww h*ll I can't compete with all your ads!
     
  13. [​IMG]

    Retired model seeks playful, energetic soulmate.
    My schedule is very flexible as I only work part-time. Looking for someone with a similar lifestyle to enjoy smelling every blade of grass, rolling in the yard, sniffing the breeze, and holding down the couch.

    Even tho I am retired I keep in great shape and exercise every day. Looking for an attractive, fit female. Color and ear length not important (there is definitely something sexy about velvety soft full ears!)

    Must love kids....I babysit my neices and nephews, so you should at least be able to run, chase and play with them.

    Should have an outgoing personality. I love people, and everyone is a new friend....would prefer if you let me have their laps tho. And it would be nice if you could at least try to get along with the rest of my canine family....there are lots of them.

    My best friend is human, and she prefers that I sleep in bed with her, so no jealousy issues, please.

    If you would like to share a nice meal of chicken wings while the cool country air blows thru the dog yard, drop me a line.

    Moose
     
  14. maryellen

    maryellen Good Dog

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    Tall , dark handsome male seeking hot sexy momma to spend the nights with.. I enjoy basking in the hot sun, getting all hot and sweaty, then cooling off in my olympic size pool...
    Must love walks, cuddling, and watching the sunset together..

    Come meet me for a good time and maybe stay in my pad... I prefer redheads, so if you are a redhead and super sexy please call me.. we can curl up together and let our imagination go wild...

    [​IMG]

    Daddy Pimp Man
    Mountain Chateau
    USA
     
  15. Are you the one?
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    SWSF (stout white spayed female) seeking CMF(committed male OR female) for companionship....I'm open to a threesome, hey maybe even a foursome... you see I'm good with ALL; cats, kids and other dogs too!
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    I love walks in the Springtime, sofa cushions on rainy days, I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, but expect the finest meals.
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    If you seek warm affection, intense snuggling and wet kisses and undying love

    My perfect mate MUST be kind hearted, cater to my needs and in return I will give you the best relationship you've had in your life
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    Gerti is 16 months old, 40 pounds and available for adoption through Critter Crossings Corp
     
  16. [​IMG]

    Handsome but relaxed guy looking for lady to share quiet evenings on the couch, quiet days on the couch and quiet weekends on the couch. Must be spontaneous and willing to occasionally lay on the bed at short notice. Who needs exercise anyway....I burn plenty of calories on the way to the food bowl and back.

    Don't want any pups nipping at your heals? Don't worry about that with me...I am a "neutered male"....that is highly desirable, right ladies? (Proof of neuter available upon request!) Who wants yippy, yappy poopy puppies to clean up after when you could spend all your time catering to (oops I meant snuggling up with) me?!

    I am only 3yrs old and am looking for a sassy little pitbull lady 1-2 yrs old for a serious relationship filled with lots of snoozing. I love Milkbones in the morning and Nylabones in the moonlight. Don't be shy....we can go for a midnight stroll with no collars! Let me pamper you with my big slobbery kisses!

    Contact me at:
    Beans
    5 Bone Road
    Dorks Apartment, NJ
     
  17. johnnyoops

    johnnyoops Big Dog

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    Young, strong, handsome and very horny white boy seeks no strings attached relationship with pretty much any bitch that's willing. I'll have to come to your place because my girlfriend Jazz doesn't get along with most bitches!
    NOTE: My dad keeps telling me i'm going to the vet in a couple weeks and gonna leave a changed boy so you need not apply after 4/30/08.
    I love chicken dinners, relaxin by the heater, playing frisbee, eating sticks, chasing my tail and just being a clown.

    Get in touch for a rendevous and play a game or two of hide the salami ;) Hurry, time is running out.

    Chopper Heffner
    Playdog Mansion
    6969 Romp Lane
     
  18. demo-dog

    demo-dog Little Dog

    Amazing stuff, everyone! Keep 'em comin'!
     
  19. kanekane

    kanekane Puppy

    Big Guy Needs Luv!

    Hello ladies, my name is Kane I am a larger guy with chocolate and white markings my human lady refers to me as "handsome guy".
    I am looking for someone to share peanut butter Kongs with and walks around the park. I also enjoy humping legs or whatever else I can get my paws on!!! Must be hump-friendly!! My human lady says that soon I will not hump anymore because of some neuturing word that I dont know. The humans have also discussed freezing my juices as to make some very nice pups in the future whatever that means.
    So for right now I am just looking for some love! I do have a little female that runs circles around me now and shes fun to play with just cant hump her shes not of age yet. So if your "of age" and may possibly want a chicken baster pup later on and would like to share my passion for peanut butter kongs and also walks or runs give me a holler and we will see where it will go from there. Bye bye for now.....;)
     
  20. demo-dog

    demo-dog Little Dog

    Congrats XXPitloverXX ! Your the winner! Check out the winner's thread for more info.
     
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