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Bride & Groom

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Marty

    Marty Big Dog

    Bride & Groom

    George, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their
    decision
    to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and
    on the way they pass a pharmacy.
    George suggests they go in.where he addresses the man behind the
    counter:
    "Are you the owner?"
    The pharmacist answers "Yes".
    George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
    medication?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
    George: "How about medicine for circulation?"
    Pharmacist: "All kinds."
    George: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
    Pharmacist: "Definitely."
    George: "How about Viagra?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course."
    George: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
    George: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
    Parkinson's disease?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
    George: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
    George says to the pharmacist: "Excellent. We'd like to have
    our bridal registry here, please.
     

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