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Old 04-29-2007, 04:14 PM
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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married
for twenty years, but I want a divorce."


The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65
mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your
best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."


Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the
house," he says insistently.


Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.


85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"


The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"


The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"


Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him
and smiles. "The airbag."

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Old 04-29-2007, 04:30 PM
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Hehehehehe!! You've got some good ones today, lady!!
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The airbag..... That's great!
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Old 04-30-2007, 11:19 AM
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So next time I get a little peeved at the hubby and he asks what's wrong, I'll just tell him, nothing, I'm having an airbag moment.
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I think I liked that one a little too much...LOL
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Lol that was great
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