[Maddie's Mom]

Some of you may have seen this as it's old..But I got it again this morning and LMAO. My mother was Italian and it's something she would have done.


Subject: Italian Mother
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> An Italian Mother
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> Mrs. Moretti comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...
> who lives with a female roommate Maria...
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> During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how > pretty Anthony's roommate was.
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> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this > had only made her more curious.
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> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
> started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and roommate than met > the eye.
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> Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
> 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just > roommates.'
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> About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, 'Ever since your
> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
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> You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
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> Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'
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> So he sat down and wrote:
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> Dear Momma,
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> I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house;
> I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it.
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> But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for > dinner.
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> Love, Anthony
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> Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma
> which read:
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> Dear Son,
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> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you > 'do not' sleep with her.
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> But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would > have found the sugar bowl by now.
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> Love, Momma
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> Lesson: Never lie to your Momma...especially, if she's Italian....
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