[fearlessknight]

For those that think they know it all!

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for...

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your *%#)
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) ************************************************** *** ****************
Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that ord e r.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now! )
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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S . president whose name contains all
the letters from the word "criminal."
(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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[fearlessknight]

Originally Posted by JoeBingo Did YOU know ~ - It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. - Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

ummmm. I am licking my elbow now!

[panda]

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

TMI!! Yuck, just yuck.

[bahamutt99]

Originally Posted by fearlessknight ***************************************** Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!*****************************************

I knew that. Kinda makes you wonder how dusty a house that's been abandoned for years would be in comparison to our own homes.

[Renee750il]

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

Obviously, this data is compiled from NEW, relatively airtight houses . . . you should see the dust that accumulates in an old Victorian, and trust me, it's not from dead skin . . . it's from the great outdoors, lol.

[bahamutt99]

Originally Posted by Renee750il Obviously, this data is compiled from NEW, relatively airtight houses . . . you should see the dust that accumulates in an old Victorian, and trust me, it's not from dead skin . . . it's from the great outdoors, lol.

There's animals outdoors. They gots skin, too.

[fearlessknight]

Originally Posted by bahamutt99 There's animals outdoors. They gots skin, too.

LMAO....nicely said!

[JuckingFerk]

Originally Posted by JoeBingo Did YOU know ~ - It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. - Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

I have a 12 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears. An elbow is easy.

Ferk out

[Renee750il]

Originally Posted by bahamutt99 There's animals outdoors. They gots skin, too.

LOL! I think Kharma and Bimmer have already got most of 'em. The thought of animal skin doesn't bother me much though - not like people

[Lucys Mom]

A matress will double its weight in ten years from dust mights. *runs*

[fearlessknight]

Originally Posted by Lucys Mom A matress will double its weight in ten years from dust mights. *runs*

OMG...are you serious...how in the hell do you prevent that...that is freaking gross!

I guess a plastic cover at all times..LMAO...dude that sucks

[Lucys Mom]

Vaccume your bed.
Resort to the Japanese way... sleep on the floor.
Ummm.... Blame it on Oprah. It was a tid bit on one of her shows.

Its totaly gross. I moved a mattress last week and thought to myself how heavy it was. lol I threw it out!

You should try looking at one of your fingernails under a microscope. That shit is scary!

[Renee750il]

Originally Posted by fearlessknight OMG...are you serious...how in the hell do you prevent that...that is freaking gross! I guess a plastic cover at all times..LMAO...dude that sucks

Get a latex mattress. Dust mites don't like latex!