[DivineOblivion19]

I'm writing this true story about myself to save others from the pain I'm currently experiencing. Please read it and protect yourselves.




Let me preface this by saying; I like to sleep naked. I like to walk around my house naked. It's my house and I can do what I want!

I got out of bed the other day and walked to the back door (naked, of course) to let the dogs out. I'm like a zombie in the morning and I walk through the house like one. I turned the corner too sharp and ran into my garbage can. Sitting on top of the garbage can was a box that I needed to break down and put out for the garbage. This box had a hole in it; it's a hole with a little slit that goes up the side.

So as I ran into the garbage can and my boob hits the box. My nipple went into the hole of the box and hooked into the little slit! The box falls to the ground and I could have sworn that it took my nipple with it! I quickly grabbed my boob to inspect my nipple and thankfully it's still there, but there's a cut and it's bleeding!!! Holy shit! How does this happen?! I doctor it up a little but it's very sore. Poor little nipple....


The moral of the story: be very careful when walking naked through your house! You could lose a nipple.

[panda]

one word, YIKES!

[CoolHandJean]

ouch, that had to be painful.

[Wyldmoonwoman]

Ack!!!

[MercedesMama]

LMAO...I'm sorry that you hurt your nipple, but that is freakin hilarious..
Thank you for the warning.

[airwalk]

The moral of the story...don't walk naked around cardboard boxes...they bite!

Oh crap Miss, you made me spit out my coffee !

My sympathies on the boobie booboo .

[debo-dumbo-ears]

I literally laughed out loud I'm sorry though.

[Michele]

I just spit out my coffee

[Chiapit]

Ohhh...that is too funny!!

[Searcy Jeff]

I like to sleep naked too!

[DryCreek]

I feel for you DO

I would also like to add my cautionary tale as well.

I'm also a bit of a free spirit and like to go braless at every opportunity. At the time of the incident I still had my piercings in. For visual be aware, I'm a DD.

A word of advice!

Do NOT hang over an eight week old puppy braless, especially with built in grips. I quickly found out that having a puppy hang off of a nipple ring is NOT a pleasant experience!

My deepest sympathies on your painful experience.

[tat2stuff]

well, I'm a doctor, kinda, please PM me a picture of both boobs so I can make sure it's healing correctly.

[DieselDawg]

I think the moral of the story is (adult content):

Always keep your nipple as far from your box as you can

[Zoe]

OMG! You are friggin' helarious! Awwwww... poor nipple! lol

[fearlessknight]

well while I am very sorry for your pain DO..I am laughing so hard.....I got tears in my eyes....thank you..I hope it gets to feeling better, really I do!

[jeoestreich]

OUCH!! I can only image how much that hurt.

[Renee750il]

Originally Posted by DieselDawg I think the moral of the story is (adult content): Always keep your nipple as far from your box as you can

LMFAO . . . .

*comments like that should NOT go unappreciated*

[Wyldmoonwoman]

Originally Posted by DryCreek I feel for you DO I would also like to add my cautionary tale as well. I'm also a bit of a free spirit and like to go braless at every opportunity. At the time of the incident I still had my piercings in. For visual be aware, I'm a DD. A word of advice! Do NOT hang over an eight week old puppy braless, especially with built in grips. I quickly found out that having a puppy hang off of a nipple ring is NOT a pleasant experience! My deepest sympathies on your painful experience.

Mine are pierced too and I have had a few snags on the rings over the years

[The Diesel]

We need to see there pierced bewbies! I mean, why else get them done? Show em off!