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| #1  01-12-2008, 12:13 PM | ||||
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 Which party are you? Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. Republican's Answer: BANG! Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!  |
| #2 01-12-2008, 12:41 PM | ||||
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| LOL. I've seen this one before, but still find it funny! |
| #3 01-12-2008, 12:47 PM | ||||
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 But seriously, I vote for the person that addresses the issues the way I want them addressed.  __________________  Maisy, Sassafrass, Gretchen Got a litter box ?  Join us at our brand new Feline Forum  |
| #5 01-12-2008, 03:29 PM | ||||
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| #6 01-12-2008, 03:59 PM | |||
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| LMAO.....gosh that was easy! Too funny! __________________ I never put anyone through hell! I just told the truth and thought it was hell. -Harry S. Truman- |
| #7 01-14-2008, 12:10 PM | ||||
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| haha im def. a southerner. |
| #8 01-14-2008, 07:09 PM | |||
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| LMFAO! FUNNY STUFF! i'm the party with the reefer and booze! lol j/k |
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