[MercedesMama]

> > I absolutely love this one.
>
>
> > I still do the woo woo thing!
> >
> > How To Shower Like a Woman:
> >>
> >> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
> >> to
> >
> >> lights and darks.
> >>
> >>
> >> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>
> >> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> >> more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> >>
> >>
> >> Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
> >> wide loofah and pumice stone.
> >>
> >>
> >> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> >> vitamins.
> >>
> >>
> >> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>
> >> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
> >> real
> >
> >> passion fruit.
> >>
> >>
> >> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> >> red.
> >>
> >>
> >> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> >>
> >>
> >> Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>
> >> Shave armpits and legs.
> >>
> >> Turn off shower.
> >>
> >> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> >>
> >> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
> >>
> >>
> >> Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
> >>
> >>
> >> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>
> >>
> >> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>
> >> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> >>
> >>
> >> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> How To Shower Like a Man:
> >>
> >> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
> >> in
> >
> >> a pile.
> >>
> >> Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >>
> >> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo'
> >> sound.
> >>
> >>
> >> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> >>
> >>
> >> Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
> >>
> >>
> >> Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
> >>
> >>
> >> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> >>
> >>
> >> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >>
> >>
> >> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >>
> >>
> >> Wash your butt, leaving those co arse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> >>
> >>
> >> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
> >>
> >>
> >> Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
> >>
> >>
> >> Dry off forearms and butt only.
> >>
> >>
> >> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
> >> the whole time.
> >>
> >>
> >> Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
> >>
> >>
> >> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on
> >>
> >>
> >> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >>
> >>
> >> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
> >> woo-woo' sound again.
> >>
> >>
> >> Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>
> >>
> >> If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
> >> this, there is something so very wrong with you.
> >>
> >>
> >> Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!

[jennay2]

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[The Diesel]

Holy crap i literally just loughed out loud. The dog is looking at me like im retarded or something. I was laughing at the man part cause its so damn true lol, i couldnt breath i had to stop reading 4 times.

[Sergeant Major]

Yeah it's all true..I've got 2 3/4 baths and just can't seem to figure out how I end up with cold water with two women (wife and daughter) in the house..they give the dog a bath, cats, and if I let my daughter she'd have that psychotic gerbil cleaned up as well...what's a clothes hamper ??

[The Diesel]

Originally Posted by Sergeant Major Yeah it's all true..I've got 2 3/4 baths and just can't seem to figure out how I end up with cold water with two women (wife and daughter) in the house..they give the dog a bath, cats, and if I let my daughter she'd have that psychotic gerbil cleaned up as well...what's a clothes hamper ??

i think its like a trash can