[Chiapit]

1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling
water down yourthroat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.


2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments about lifting the toiletseat by using the sink. (gross, I must add!)

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snoozebutton.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you
get to know them.

Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
BUT THEY BRING A
SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[Michele]

LMAO....that was good.....

[Purple]

Excellent advice!

[Turner]

LMAOOOO Lol I have been living wrong!! These are my new life lessons!! Who wants to come help me chop some Veggies?

[CynthiaATL]

Thats funny!

[CoolHandJean]

lol...great one!