[Alan]

Which of you can name this animal?

[Maddie's Mom]

dill-doe?

[Alan]

Originally Posted by Maddie's Mom dill-doe?

ROTF! Well........ That certainly wasnt to hard lol

[Wiggle_Butt]

[MercedesMama]

LMAO! Nice. Maddie was quick to answer that huh...bwahahahaha! But doe do not have antlers.....

[DivineOblivion19]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's so awesome!!!!

[Maddie's Mom]

did you all ever see this email?
Subject: FW: Santa's reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer, however, retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen..... had to be a female. We should have known this.... Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost.


It is a fact, reindeer experts say, that both the male and female of the species have antlers. It is also a fact that while most cows retain their antlers until spring, most bulls drop their antlers by early December. The key word is most.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...s_reindeer.htm

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/reindeer.asp

[Alan]

I wonder if they make a Rudolph dildoe that lights up when your done? Hey that gives me an idea, what if they made one like a raceing tree. You know one that had red yellow and green lights. You could burn out like they do at the race track.

[jeoestreich]

That is too funny.