[Alan]

If by some miracle, your dog were suddenly changed into a human, what would his or her perfession be and why?

[Noelle's Mom]

Oh that's easy. Fiona would be a clown (she is already as a dog) and Noelle would either be her agent or her accountant. Fiona is extremely outgoing and wants love from EVERYONE who crosses her path, but Noelle gets she and hides behind me if strangers are around. If they are at our house then she loves them, but not if we are outside her comfort zone.

[Chiapit]

Now thats a thought provoking question....

Big Girl would be an actress, she's spoiled, greedy and bossy. But we all love her and she's beautiful...plus she puts on quite a show





Paco would be her assistant, because he is always two steps behind her

[buddysmom]

Great question!

I thihnk Buddy would be a judge, with his reproachful looks and the quiet way he is always trying to keep the cat in line.

[maberi]

Yoda would probably drive a dump truck with a cigar hanging out of his mouth. He is a blue collar kind of guy

[Debbie]

Sassafrass would be a High Fashion Model/Diva......because she's a beautiful bitch....(literally/figuratively)

Maisy would be a Stunt double....or a Professional Sports Star...because she's so agile, athletic, and fast

Gretchen would be a Housewife/Mother because she's full of love

[Michele]

The obvious, JC would be a pimp

[EDOGZ818]

"STONE", would be a MARINE. Protecting those who need protection, and violating those who need violation.

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by EDOGZ818 "STONE", would be a MARINE. Protecting those who need protection, and violating those who need violation.

That sounds more like a Mercenary to me......

[Alan]

Edge would be a football player. I made up a football game which we play together. I put Edge in the hallway and I sit on the floor a few feet from the hallway entrance. I put a ball about a foot behind me. The object of the game is for him to run past me and grab the ball. If he gets the ball, he gets a point. If I tackle him before he gets the ball, I get the point.

Edge cheats to. Once he was loosing so he turned and walked the other way like he lost interest. I started to get up off the floor and he turned around with blinding speed and raced towards me and grabbed the ball. They say dogs are dumb, ya right!

[Hoyden]

Birdie would be a Nurse. She is always caring for me or others whether we like it or not. I'm too dumb to slow down when I should, so she lies down and refuses to move.

We call her the "nurse doggie" because she tries to nurse everyone. This weekend we had 6 people down at the faire and she was beside herself. The owners told me I had better sit still for 10 minutes in the shade and drink or they were pulling me off site, so Birdie was going from person to person checking on them. Sniffing King Arthur's head and nuzzling him, licking Ruadan and Aoffe's ankles because they had been twisted, licking Lancelot's hand where a blow landed wrong because both actors where in armor fighting in 80 degree heat in the sun etc.

She calmed two hysterical kids who had been stung by bees too.


Petey would be a referee or a nanny. He gets really upset when there are disagreements or heated arguments in our house. He puts himself between the people arguing and pushes the aggressor back. He also minds any kids that are at our house. He tattles on them, barks if they try to open the gates or climb too high or get into things that he knows they shouldn't. If someone other than an adult opens the cabinet under the sink or the medicine cabinet, Petey will start barking like a crazy dog.

[Noelle's Mom]

Originally Posted by Alan Edge would be a football player. I made up a football game which we play together. I put Edge in the hallway and I sit on the floor a few feet from the hallway entrance. I put a ball about a foot behind me. The object of the game is for him to run past me and grab the ball. If he gets the ball, he gets a point. If I tackle him before he gets the ball, I get the point. Edge cheats to. Once he was loosing so he turned and walked the other way like he lost interest. I started to get up off the floor and he turned around with blinding speed and raced towards me and grabbed the ball. They say dogs are dumb, ya right!

That's hilarious! I'd pay to see that. Ever thought of taping it and putting it on Youtube?

[Alan]

Originally Posted by Noelle's Mom That's hilarious! I'd pay to see that. Ever thought of taping it and putting it on Youtube?

No but I was just telling Michele earlier today that I was thinking of dragging the video camera out this weekend to tape some stuff with the dogs to post on here. If I can remember, I will do that for you this weekend.

I have a couple videos on youtube under pitbullcomputers.
I also have one on my web page at pitbullcomputers.5u.com but none of them with us playing football.

Edge loves that game. He also loves for me to spin him around lifting his feet off the ground. Once his feet hit the ground, he starts running fast the other direction, litteraly pulling me in circles. He bout made me sick once lol

[maryellen]

hmm. rufus would be unemployed couch potato soaking up all the attention he could get..

[Vanella]

I think Rocket would be a career criminal.....

[EDOGZ818]

Originally Posted by Debbie That sounds more like a Mercenary to me......

Mercs don't take sides, they take money. Mercs are hardley ever on the side thats right, while the volunteer usually feels thier side is right... Even if its wrong.

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by EDOGZ818 Mercs don't take sides, they take money. Mercs are hardley ever on the side thats right, while the volunteer usually feels thier side is right... Even if its wrong.

Hmm.....Didn't Russell Crowe play a mercenary in "Proof of Life"

[wheezie]

probably a bouncer lol

[EDOGZ818]

Originally Posted by Debbie Hmm.....Didn't Russell Crowe play a mercenary in "Proof of Life"

You may have me there, only Russel Crowe I saw was Gladiator. ( Like 10x )
Try "The Marine", with John Cina, "Shooter", Marky Mark Walberg, "Full Metat Jacket", R. Lee Ermy, and of course "JARHEAD", With Jamie Fox.

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by EDOGZ818 You may have me there, only Russel Crowe I saw was Gladiator. ( Like 10x ) Try "The Marine", with John Cina, "Shooter", Marky Mark Walberg, "Full Metat Jacket", R. Lee Ermy, and of course "JARHEAD", With Jamie Fox.

I think he did.....that was the movie he and Meg Ryan starred in together and was the downfall of her marriage to Dennis Quaid.....LOL.