[Marty]

George, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their
decision
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and
on the way they pass a pharmacy.
George suggests they go in.where he addresses the man behind the
counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
George: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
George: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
George: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
George: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
George: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
George: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
George says to the pharmacist: "Excellent. We'd like to have
our bridal registry here, please.