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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyjames View Post
    how far can they smell a bitch in heat? he doesnt seem restless at all, in fact he usually looks as surprised as i do when it happens. maybe since he doesnt have thumbs hes discovered a way to jackoff with his mind? hell, i dont know. He was humping early though, 10 weeks old. Is that normal?

    Miles.. I used to work on a farm and the foreman kept some retrievers kenneled there..After he'd get home and in bed his male would whine to go out, he'd travel 6-7 miles back to the bitches when they were in season. And he was pretty old, 8 or 9 at least.

    I'm not sure if he did it by memory or smell, but at least the first time he had to of winded and tracked his way back.


    At ten weeks he shouldn't respond to any sexual stimuli at all.. Take old boy to the vet. He'll benefit from a thorough check-up.

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    my friend has a bull terrier that has unreal sex drive at a very young age. at 7 weeks old he was testing her females urine, and chattering his teeth, and humping at 7 weeks, and even at 10 weeks humping with his full weener out trying to get to buissness. yup yup its possible.

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    Got to be one of the funniest posts ive ever read.....and the responses are even funnier ....

  4. #24
    The pup is 11 Months old not 10 Weeks. He has matured sexually, they are able to successfully impregnate a female as young as 5-6 months old. Some mature faster than others. If you don't plan on breeding him there is nothing wrong with getting him neutered. I personally would want to wait till he is atleast 18 months to ensure that he has grown a little more. I look at it like a teenage boy. They get sexually arroused and have premature ejaculations all the time. They do not get rushed to the hospital afterwards. I am not saying don't go and get him checked out but I don't think he is going to hurt himself for ejaculating...lol
    Last edited by blueboi; 10-30-2009 at 01:40 PM. Reason: Add note

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    I wasnt worried, I just was curious if this was common. Is it possible to keep him intact and get him to stop humping people? Will he get less horny with age?

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyjames View Post
    I wasnt worried, I just was curious if this was common. Is it possible to keep him intact and get him to stop humping people? Will he get less horny with age?
    did you get less horny wit age??

  7. #27
    First off i was seriously laughing out loud with how you worded the post. hahahaha good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyjames View Post
    I wasnt worried, I just was curious if this was common. Is it possible to keep him intact and get him to stop humping people? Will he get less horny with age?
    My boy is intact and about to turn 13 months, he doesn't hump nearly as much as he used to...I seriously have only one friend that he still tries to hump...haha mr. p must really want to my friend to know that my friend belongs to mr. p. ahahahah. he don't encourage and stop him..but it's hilarious.

  8. #28
    I went coon hunting once (and only once) with this old man and his son, and these folks would make a dirt road feel sophisticated...

    This old guy had 3 "crackerjack"<--(this means good city folks.lol.) coon hounds, and two half-grown pups they were training..
    One young male blue-tick wouldn't leave the humans and run with the other dogs..
    So after tripping over the dog and kicking at it for about an hour the old man looks at his son and says, "Make that dog get outta here and hunt!"
    So the son puts his gun against a tree, grabs the dog and just furiously starts whacking off the dog until the dog "does his thing" all the while it's making this "help I'm being violated!" yelp the whole time.
    He let's go of the dog, and the dog makes a mad dash to join the pack of hounds. The old man says to me "I bet you ain't never seen that trick before." "No Sir, I ain't." I said, just in shock at what I saw..

    Needless to say the hound never bothers us again..and I never go hunting with them again either!

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by blacksunshine View Post
    I went coon hunting once (and only once) with this old man and his son, and these folks would make a dirt road feel sophisticated...

    This old guy had 3 "crackerjack"<--(this means good city folks.lol.) coon hounds, and two half-grown pups they were training..
    One young male blue-tick wouldn't leave the humans and run with the other dogs..
    So after tripping over the dog and kicking at it for about an hour the old man looks at his son and says, "Make that dog get outta here and hunt!"
    So the son puts his gun against a tree, grabs the dog and just furiously starts whacking off the dog until the dog "does his thing" all the while it's making this "help I'm being violated!" yelp the whole time.
    He let's go of the dog, and the dog makes a mad dash to join the pack of hounds. The old man says to me "I bet you ain't never seen that trick before." "No Sir, I ain't." I said, just in shock at what I saw..

    Needless to say the hound never bothers us again..and I never go hunting with them again either!

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    Wow. Gross. Hilarious, but gross.

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyjames View Post
    Wow. Gross. Hilarious, but gross.

    Yeah that's exactly what I thought..Guess that's why the vet charges so much to do it!

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    OMG:eek:

    That is too funny!! its like those guys who neuter sheep with there teeth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacksunshine View Post
    I went coon hunting once (and only once) with this old man and his son, and these folks would make a dirt road feel sophisticated...

    This old guy had 3 "crackerjack"<--(this means good city folks.lol.) coon hounds, and two half-grown pups they were training..
    One young male blue-tick wouldn't leave the humans and run with the other dogs..
    So after tripping over the dog and kicking at it for about an hour the old man looks at his son and says, "Make that dog get outta here and hunt!"
    So the son puts his gun against a tree, grabs the dog and just furiously starts whacking off the dog until the dog "does his thing" all the while it's making this "help I'm being violated!" yelp the whole time.
    He let's go of the dog, and the dog makes a mad dash to join the pack of hounds. The old man says to me "I bet you ain't never seen that trick before." "No Sir, I ain't." I said, just in shock at what I saw..

    Needless to say the hound never bothers us again..and I never go hunting with them again either!

  14. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by blacksunshine View Post
    I went coon hunting once (and only once) with this old man and his son, and these folks would make a dirt road feel sophisticated...

    This old guy had 3 "crackerjack"<--(this means good city folks.lol.) coon hounds, and two half-grown pups they were training..
    One young male blue-tick wouldn't leave the humans and run with the other dogs..
    So after tripping over the dog and kicking at it for about an hour the old man looks at his son and says, "Make that dog get outta here and hunt!"
    So the son puts his gun against a tree, grabs the dog and just furiously starts whacking off the dog until the dog "does his thing" all the while it's making this "help I'm being violated!" yelp the whole time.
    He let's go of the dog, and the dog makes a mad dash to join the pack of hounds. The old man says to me "I bet you ain't never seen that trick before." "No Sir, I ain't." I said, just in shock at what I saw..

    Needless to say the hound never bothers us again..and I never go hunting with them again either!
    this is a joke right???:eek: funny tho none the less!
    Last edited by Debbie; 11-03-2009 at 03:02 PM. Reason: Content

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    i would never want my dog to look at people like, im feeling frusterated here! help me out i know you can!! haha.

    laced your so funny, its so true.

    never allow your dogs to hump people, correct him immediantly and be stern with him, next thing you know hes going to be pissing on people too! :eek: if you want to correct his air humping ejaculating maybe stop him while hes doing it, and get his attention else where, maybe leash him and start running around the yard with him and get him running, otherwise send it somewhere that have home videos, and get some money! LOL

  16. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Laced Wit Game View Post
    this is a joke right???:eek: funny tho none the less!

    Nah Bro, you can't make that up! It's a true story.
    Last edited by Debbie; 11-03-2009 at 03:02 PM. Reason: Edit Quote

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hucklebutt View Post
    i would never want my dog to look at people like, im feeling frusterated here! help me out i know you can!! haha.

    laced your so funny, its so true.

    never allow your dogs to hump people, correct him immediantly and be stern with him, next thing you know hes going to be pissing on people too! :eek: if you want to correct his air humping ejaculating maybe stop him while hes doing it, and get his attention else where, maybe leash him and start running around the yard with him and get him running, otherwise send it somewhere that have home videos, and get some money! LOL
    very true, there are some weirdos that will pay to see some weird $#@! like that. its funny that u say that cuz my dog was lickin my feet the other day and my cuzzin cracks the joke "hey you should record that, and sell it to the porn shop as a fetish flick"!! i was weak.

    i think i might have somethin for ya, hold up!

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    the answer to all his needs!
    lol here ya go peep it!
    http://www.thefreshfoodgroup.co.uk/its-a-dogs-life/

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    OMG!!! where do you come up with this stuff laced? im buying one for my dog right now!!! jk jk lol. i have seen something like this before, i highly doubt my dog would hump that...wait is it for dogs or people?!!?

  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Laced Wit Game View Post
    very true, there are some weirdos that will pay to see some weird $#@! like that. its funny that u say that cuz my dog was lickin my feet the other day and my cuzzin cracks the joke "hey you should record that, and sell it to the porn shop as a fetish flick"!! i was weak.

    i think i might have somethin for ya, hold up!

    ---------- Post added at 10:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:27 PM ----------

    the answer to all his needs!
    lol here ya go peep it!
    http://www.thefreshfoodgroup.co.uk/its-a-dogs-life/

    Once as I walked into the front door of my house, I see my cousin with his pants around his ankles and a jar of peanut butter in his hand.. He's saying, "come here little girl..c'mon!"

    It was a set-up, and he was just messing with me! But the first 5 seconds...well, I was like "WTF??!!!"

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    Where the hell did you find this!!! And have you tried it, Laced?

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